So I noticed this T&A DVD called Toy Soldiers Exposed, and it just confused the hell outta me. What are these 'toy soldiers' to which you refer, and why should I want to see them exposed? The use of the word 'exposed' should refer to something with which the audience is familiar and would perhaps enjoy seeing 'exposed,' like maybe Parking Lot Attendants Exposed, or That Girl You Always See at the Grocery Store, You Know, the One Who Has That Green Scarf, Exposed. It shouldn't make up a whole new class, and then purport to expose something of which we've never heard. They could have chosen from any number of existing classes. The usual: Cheerleaders, College Girls, Pneumatic Makeup Slatherers. Occupations: Policewomen, Secretaries, Blue Collar Girls. Affinity groups: Biker Babes (most likely Busty,) Spring Break Girls (which may overlap the College Girls, but is not necessarily the same. The trappings would be different, in any case.) But they had to get all fancy-dan and invent something, and then attempt to expose that. And it didn't work. On me. Although I'm not sure what the difference between working and not working would be in this case.
Anyway, it appears to just be women in camouflage. Or fatigues. So why didn't they just call it "Women in Camouflage. Or Fatigues. Exposed." So I wouldn't have had to waste twenty minutes thinking about it? Or make it with more attractive women, so I would have been too distracted for the obsessing.